I’m having a panic attack over Gossip Girl and how fucking badly my day sucked and also how hot my Dan Dan looked in his red shirt. Now I’m watching Good Eats while my boo, Alton Brown, teaches me how to toast bread. The life I lead…

I really think that Dan should just go ahead and fuck me because I can't handle anything and it's been way too long He's gorgeous and perfect and wouldn't ever be mine for real so I'll settle for a quickie