this is me in dog form

My name is Katie. I live in Southwest Florida amongst the millionaire retirees, and take care of their spoiled grandchildren every day.  I’ve now spent a quarter of a century roaming the planet.  Actually, mostly just the slice of paradise I reside on.  I permanently smell like coconuts and orange blossoms.  I have a snotty sense of humor, and it takes a lot to make me laugh.  I read a lot of books, watch a lot of television and memorize movies.  I only drink room temperature water.  My thoughts are hardly ever organized, and the smell of bleach is the closest to heaven I’ll ever be.  I cook a lot and what I make is better than what you eat.