EXCUSE ME but Sarah newpenzance and I are the ultimate comedy team
I apologize to everyone else
BALL IS LIFE
1. What is your favorite word?
Love (so dumb, but it’s true)
2. What is your least favorite word?
The “c” word. I literally can’t even bring myself to type it out.
3. What turns you on?
Men in aprons, kindness, anyone driving a boat.
4. What turns you off?
IMPOLITE BEHAVIOR. ANYONE doing dip and spitting in a fucking empty can or bottle or on the ground JUST SPITTING IS GROSS.
5. What sound do you love?
Waves hitting the shore. Water lapping against boats/sea walls. Darius Rucker singing “pickin’ me a bou-quet (boo-kay) of dogwood flowers”.
6. What sound do you hate?
Repetitive beeping makes me cry. Also OneRepublic’s “Counting Stars”.
7. What is your favorite curse word?
Fucking… It’s just so colorful. I can throw it all sorts of places to get my point across.
8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Being a chef! Or sweeping the streets of the Magic Kingdom at Disney World.
9. What profession would you not like to do?
You won’t find me working in an sort of emergency situations.
10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
(saying this is in the VERY VERY DISTANT future) - “Your mom has been waiting for you to sit and watch The X-Files with her. She’s in her chair. Your spot in the chair is open.”
Long live the car crash hearts!